Philosophies in a Word

I wanted to go through all the little minds I have floating around in my noggin and throw together a list of buzz words for each of the MCs of thoughts. A type of name game association experiment. These men and women of letters have been shortened to their lowest common denominator that opens up the potential flood of knowledge that they all contain. The single words are like a flood gate of their thought. Sometimes it only takes a word to get the ball rolling in your mind. Take a lookey at the philosophical hooks that I've compiled into an epic list of prophets..... who dont make shit up. You can make your own list and share it with the FaceBoosh class if it fits your fancy.






Socrates - Platos?
Plato - Socrates?
Confucius - Respect
Buddha- Asceticism and repeat
Descartes - Think
Spinoza - Humility
Hobbes - Afraid
Locke - Property
Rousseau - Citizen
Voltaire - Wit
Hume - Imperial-Empiricism
Edmund Burke - Convenient Prudence
Kant - Reason
Adam Smith - Invisibles
Schopenhauer - Nihilism
Kierkegaard - Anxiety
Dostoevsky - Punishment
Nietzsche - Power
Marx - LABOR!
Bentham - Utility
JS Mill - Happiness
Hiedigger - Being
Betrand Russell - logician-Magician
Sartre - No-Excuses
Camus - Absurd
Frued - Mother
Dewey - Experience
William James - Pragmatism
Noam Chomsky - Calculated-Dissent
Paul Krugman - Liberal
David Brooks - Conservative
Kundera - Lightness
Ayn Rand - Me-Me-Me-Me-Me
Nabokov - Lolita
David Foster Wallace - This-is-Water
Salinger - Angsty
T. Mann - heightening
Hesse - Flowing
kerouac - All-That-Jazz
Bret Easton Ellis - Shells
Chuck Palahniuk - Gateway-Drug
Bukowski - Dirty [Pronounced: Deer-tae]
Vonnegut - Rosewater
Salman Rushdie - Bombay-Magic
Dawkins - Evolution Bitches
Hitchens - Poorly-evolved-primates


Some Unhonorable mentions to

Glen Beck - FUCKWAD
Micheal Jackson - Analrapist
Joseph Smith - Lies-Lies-Lies
Brigham Young - Child-Rape
Rush Limbaugh - PorkChops
Sara Palin - CUNT
Jesus - Shit-Happens
Rupert Murdock - Thought Control
Republicans - Millionaires and Idiots
St Paul - ressentiment